RHOBH: Kyle Richards, my new reality TV bad-ass housewife fave!
For me, the “Real Housewives of…” series has become an interesting study in the de-evolution of women who, at one time, must have considered themselves rich, powerful, or at least in control of their lives in some way. Women who started out having conversations about their children, marriages, and power business moves in earlier seasons later behaved as if they were auditioning for positions with the World Wrestling Entertainment organization! Marvelous? That is left to be decided by individual viewers. I only know that I’m more fascinated by the transformation, than the hot mess that comes along with it.
Each episode I expect the housewives to stand just a little farther apart from one another, just in case a random slap, kick, or hair pull takes place. If I lived with the RHOA, RHONJ, or RHOM crews, I’d walk around in a suit of armor (in the event that someone broke through my line of bodyguards). These three franchises are, in my unscientific review of prior seasons, the three which are most likely to break out in a physical fight no matter what the location or seriousness of the event. They put the “K’ in Klassy! For RHONY and RHOC – I’d carry aspirin and earplugs – the screeching and verbal intimidation would be enough to push me over the edge. Sure, they spell classy with a “c”, but my guess is that while they can spell it correctly they can’t define – pardon the few exceptions in each franchise. (I hope we get to a point where none of the RH of any franchise uses the word “class”. I am of the Anderson Cooper school of thought, if you’re using the word and not referring to your children in school – then you shouldn’t be using the word at all.)
RHOBH is a completely different animal. Even with the introduction of Brandi Glanville, most of the RHOBH have maintained their dignity and not fallen too far over the Bravo cliff. There have certainly been tense moments and raised voices in Beverly Hills, but the larger Beverly Hills game seems to be stealth set ups, angry aggressive glares and angry confessional interviews talk. VIEWER.HEAVEN.!
Kyle Richards has become my new fave RHOBH housewife. She is working on becoming my fave RH, across franchises! Of sure, she is not living her life to make me or any other viewer happy, I get that, and it’s what makes her pure GOLD this season. While some housewives are trapped by the cycle of drunken debauchery and permanent snark (fun within limits), Kyle opened the door to the life she seems to live outside of the show. While Carlton Gebbia dreams of Kyle (or has premonitions, intuition, and other psychic connections), Kyle is busy hosting a fundraiser with Jamie Lee Curtis. Brandi Glanville is breaking her hand, Kyle Richards is turning that broken hand into psychological insights and emotional breakthroughs for Brandi. Yolanda Foster is pruning lemon trees, Kyle is snarking Carlton’s bitter nasty attacks into comedic GOLD!
I honestly expected Kyle to let it all go when Kyle began ranting during Mauricio and Ken’s joint birthday party (Klassy move, Carton). Kyle tried keeping the peace with Carlton all season. Instead of expressing her displeasure with the constant “tits on an ant” attacks, she unloaded on Carlton during the confessional interviews. The worm turned at the dinner party. Kyle refused to allow Carlton to spew odd accusations that she’d been attacking her. She did not save her displeasure for the confessional, well done. It seems, to me, that rather than confront Carlton directly, the other housewives have turned away and ignored her actions for the sake of a false peace (Yolanda in the lemon grove with the women, painting lovely pictures for her daughter while Carlton ruined that moment with antagonistic talk). I knew Carlton was in trouble then. Yolanda tried to ignore her and the BFF/crush Brandi thought Carlton was a bit over the edge.
Given rumored fan frustration with Carlton, I am happy to hear more of the HWs speaking out about her actions (Brandi in particular).
Tonight, I’m preparing to watch the Brawl of Shame, Part II, as I’m watching, I’ll be thinking about the snarkfest coming my way with the RHOBH and it will dull the pain RHOA will surely bring, even if only just a little.
Posted on February 9, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged Brandi Glanville, Carlton Gebbia, Ken Todd, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Muricio Umansky, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of New York, real housewives of Orange County. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.