STOP! This is WAY too painful!

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

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I look at the accompanying photo and I don’t even wonder: “Is Jennifer Horton going for the [naughty librarian] look?” 

Hells to the NO, I don’t! 

 

I look at this picture and think, “Is crack being freely distributed in the hair and make up room?”, “Did Melissa Reeves steal the hairdresser’s chance for a walk on role by returning?”… payback really is a bitch!   Did hair and make up singlehandedly decide to save DAYS from completely boring fans to tears with this one hairstyle?”… If the writing isn’t able to keep fans interested, maybe figuring out this hot mess will.  Honestly hair and makeup, it’s not your job to save this show – FREE MISSY REEVES!  The hanging pieces on the side, in addition to the bun and hairclip are all just adding insult to injury.

 

Speaking of NAUGHTY librarians, I still miss Lucy Coe.  She could rock that Jennifer Horton outfit and make you wish you were wearing it too!

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

I’m not watching, so I’ll take fans word for it that Brooke and Thomas eat “mystery berries” and start hallucinating.  From there it seems that Thomas puts the move on Brooke and they may end up sleeping together.  Who the hell do the writers think they’re writing for, TAYLOR?  Taylor slept with Rick, fooled around with his father, had sex with his brother, slept with his grandfather and may have been the ‘lover’ of his uncle (it’s the description the writers used when for Storm when he returned).  Either way?  This show is screwed.

The BnB is my pick for the next soap to hit the cancellation rack.  It offers nothing new, just different circumstances used to tell the SAME story… each telling more grotesque than the last time it was told.